You may have noticed, it’s the Festive Season.
So I put together a little ditty for you, inspired by our recent panto run and a song that had us all in stitches. This one won’t but hey, at least I tried 🙂
(You can sing if you want, it may make the pain of bad writing go away)
On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me
A print cartridge for my Pc
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On the second day of Christmas my true love gave to me
Two fingerless gloves
and a print cartridge for my Pc.
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On the third day of Christmas my true love gave to me
Three coloured pens
two fingerless gloves
and a print cartridge for my Pc.
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On the fourth day of Christmas my true love gave to me
Four tweetie birds
three coloured pens, two fingerless gloves
and a print cartridge for my Pc.
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On the fifth day of Christmas my true love gave to me
Five Facebook pings
four tweetie birds, three coloured pens,
two fingerless gloves and a print cartridge for my Pc.
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On the sixth day of Christmas my true love gave to me
courtesy of: ncfc0721 over on Flikr
five Facebook pings, four tweetie birds, three coloured pens,
two fingerless gloves and a print cartridge for my Pc.
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On the seventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me
Seven paras trimming
courtesy of Nic McPhee on Flikr
six kittehs playing, five Facebook pings,
four tweetie birds, three coloured pens,
two fingerless gloves and a print cartridge for my Pc.
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On the eighth day of Christmas my true love gave to me
Eight coffees drinking
seven paras trimming, six kittehs playing,
five Facebook pings, four tweetie birds,
three coloured pens, two fingerless gloves
and a print cartridge for my Pc.
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On the ninth day of Christmas my true love gave to me
Nine days enhancing
eight coffees drinking, seven paras trimming
six kittehs playing, five Facebook pings,
four tweetie birds, three coloured pens,
two fingerless gloves
and a print cartridge for my Pc.
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On the tenth day of Christmas my true love gave to me
Ten minutes sleeping
nine days enhancing, eight coffees drinking,
seven paras trimming, six kittehs playing,
five Facebook pings, four tweetie birds,
three coloured pens, two fingerless gloves
and a print cartridge for my Pc.
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On the eleventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me
Eleven pages typing
ten minutes sleeping, nine days enhancing,
eight coffees drinking, seven paras trimming
six kittehs playing, five Facebook pings,
four tweetie birds, three coloured pens,
two fingerless gloves
and a print cartridge for my Pc.
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On the twelfth day of Christmas my true love gave to me
Twelve edits coming
eleven pages typing, ten minutes sleeping,
nine days enhancing, eight coffees drinking,
seven paras trimming six kittehs playing,
five Facebook pings, four tweetie birds,
three coloured pens, two fingerless gloves
and a print cartridge for my Pc.
If you’ve read all the way to the bottom I applaud you. All that is left is to wish you all a very Merry Festive Season, and a prosperous and excellent 2014.
