12 Days of Xmas Freelance Stylie

You may have noticed, it’s the Festive Season.

So I put together a little ditty for you, inspired by our recent panto run and a song that had us all in stitches. This one won’t but hey, at least I tried ūüôā

(You can sing if you want, it may make the pain of bad writing go away)

On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me

A print cartridge for my Pc

Ink-jet-cartridge

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On the second day of Christmas my true love gave to me

Two fingerless gloves

Two fingerless gloves

and a print cartridge for my Pc.

*****

On the third day of Christmas my true love gave to me

Three coloured pens

three coloured pens

two fingerless gloves

and a print cartridge for my Pc.

*****

On the fourth day of Christmas my true love gave to me

Four tweetie birds

tweetiebirds

three coloured pens, two fingerless gloves

and a print cartridge for my Pc.

*****

On the fifth day of Christmas my true love gave to me

Five Facebook pings

facebook pings

four tweetie birds, three coloured pens,

two fingerless gloves and a print cartridge for my Pc.

*****

On the sixth day of Christmas my true love gave to me

Six kittehs playing

courtesy of ncfc0721 Flikr

courtesy of:  ncfc0721 over on Flikr

five Facebook pings, four tweetie birds, three coloured pens,

two fingerless gloves and a print cartridge for my Pc.

*****

On the seventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me

Seven paras trimming

Editing a Paper by Nic McPhee

courtesy of Nic McPhee on Flikr

six kittehs playing, five Facebook pings,

four tweetie birds, three coloured pens,

two fingerless gloves and a print cartridge for my Pc.

*****

On the eighth day of Christmas my true love gave to me

Eight coffees drinking

eight coffees

seven paras trimming, six kittehs playing,

five Facebook pings, four tweetie birds,

three coloured pens, two fingerless gloves

and a print cartridge for my Pc.

*****

On the ninth day of Christmas my true love gave to me

Nine days enhancing

A+ Grade on Homework

eight coffees drinking, seven paras trimming

six kittehs playing, five Facebook pings,

four tweetie birds, three coloured pens,

two fingerless gloves

and a print cartridge for my Pc.

*****

On the tenth day of Christmas my true love gave to me

Ten minutes sleeping

sleeping boy

nine days enhancing, eight coffees drinking,

seven paras trimming, six kittehs playing,

five Facebook pings, four tweetie birds,

three coloured pens, two fingerless gloves

and a print cartridge for my Pc.

*****

On the eleventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me

Eleven pages typing

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ten minutes sleeping, nine days enhancing,

eight coffees drinking, seven paras trimming

six kittehs playing, five Facebook pings,

four tweetie birds, three coloured pens,

two fingerless gloves

and a print cartridge for my Pc.

*****

On the twelfth day of Christmas my true love gave to me

Twelve edits coming

document stack

eleven pages typing, ten minutes sleeping,

nine days enhancing, eight coffees drinking,

seven paras trimming six kittehs playing,

five Facebook pings, four tweetie birds,

three coloured pens, two fingerless gloves

and a print cartridge for my Pc.

If you’ve read all the way to the bottom I applaud you. All that is left is to wish you all a very Merry Festive Season, and a prosperous and excellent 2014.

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